What the fuck am I doing?

Portuguese translation: Mas que porra/merda/caceta eu estou fazendo (aqui)?

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English term or phrase:	What the fuck am I doing?
Portuguese translation:	Mas que porra/merda/caceta eu estou fazendo (aqui)?
Entered by:	Oliver Simões

14:57 Feb 2, 2018

English to Portuguese translations [PRO]
Art/Literary - Poetry & Literature / adult romance book

English term or phrase: What the fuck am I doing?

After struggling whether she wanted to become an exotic dancer, at her friend's suggestion, Ilana is finally ready for an audition at the Gentlemen's Club:

"An hour and fifty-five minutes later, I sat at one of a long row of makeup stations, staring at my reflection. The unfamiliar face that looked back at me was exotic—even beautiful—but it wasn’t me. What the fuck am I doing?"

I'm looking for an idiomatic translation in PT-Br that takes into account the vulgar register. Any suggestions?

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Mas que porra/merda/caceta eu estou fazendo?

Explanation:
sugestão

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Jane Rezende
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Obrigado, Jane.
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Mas que porra/merda/caceta eu estou fazendo?

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